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Ed Schilling
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« on: May 25, 2016, 06:54:44 PM »

I've decided to offer a 1010 year warranty. That is at least 990 years longer than anyone else. It will cover labor and most likely parts. Do not allow your pets or children to pee in it. I may charge shipping.
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EDIT**** For $199 I will offer the extended 2000 year warranty......covers everything Smiley


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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2016, 06:01:32 AM »

$199 for an additional 990 years?? I knew there was a catch!!
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2016, 07:09:15 AM »

No, no, no.....the $199 gives you an additional one thousand years! One thousand and ten is standard Smiley
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